A day in the life...

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So I went to the doctor for my yearly physical today. The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"135," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale. ~ Turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

hmph...
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!

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I love when you treat me like whore, yell at me, ask what the hell is wrong with me.
I felt librerated when I left.
Now I just feel hurt.
Sad.
You feel justified.
You putz. Another woman calls asks if you are "entertaining" and asks you to call back later when you are not... and I should not feel put out? I guess I am just too stupid.

I used to feel safe with you, safest pace in the world was with you. I haven't felt safe in a very long time.

Took a really long hot shower thinking that it might help break the cycle.

nope.

poop.

Stupid brain.

Trying to eat my lunch....

A lovely bowl of split pea soup. Warm, cozy.... mmmmm.....
A split second. One .... split, second. And POP! In she jumps!!!

A Gwen in the bowl!
All four paws. A little puppy jacuzzi. I had to lift her out. Dump pup.

She wanders around the couch and you would "think" she would lick her paws to clean them. But nope. She licked the couch. Picked her up, flipped her over and Delilah cleaned her up.

Little weirdo.

Maybe if i do start hitting my head on the wall the my head will stop hurting.

I have learned in the last few days that my phone will randomly turn it's self off as far as volume ..... weird.

That i have horrid taste in books.

That out there somewhere someone I thinks has a voodoo doll of me .
and Is having a grand time with it. Thanks for the migraines.

I still have not gotten that Guillotine I have been asking for , for Christmas. Le sigh.


That *if* there is not someone with the voodoo doll..... then my body just hates me.

These were *HER* Chioce and request. That is why the package was sent to her. They are not at all about what you speak brother.
They are for Christmas AND her 17th birthday. Do Not deny them to her. I realize she is YOUR child, but you raised her well she is smart enough to know good books from bad. When I asked her what she would like for Christmas this IS what she asked for. She was not asking for the world. It was my mistake on the triple order.

Give them to you Daughter. The Whole Box. She will know how to ship back the dupilcate copies. There are instructions. Inkdeath is on backorder should be there any day. Since Lord of the Rings is encourged in your home and a wonderful piece of liturature this although a modern piece should also. L.O.T.R. is filled with magic,
etc. and rightfully so. These books are the stories of a man and his daughter who are blessed with the gift of story telling so well, that when they read aloud the stories Come to LIFE.

I say this for the last time and with this extra bit..... federal law Mick ... That was for Tori . Thank you for being concerned for you "child"
But do you "think" I would ever Harm her? NEVER ! You do not open mail not intended for you. It is not poliete.

Think Hard before you answer that one......... And remember WHO you are talking to. The one person in the world that you hurt in the most as a child. In the most evil way.
I am angry that you would think I would do anything that would be against You, Kathy or your home. This is a gift between an Aunt and her niece. That is all, Books, lovely books. Books bring adventure, magic, romance, worlds without end!!!!! Goodness Mick I would not have SURVIOED my childhood with out them. The wonder of the written word is one of the Greatest gifts the Lord has given us! If not ; There would be no Holy Bible........

Do not cencor the Young Woman , for that is what she is.

The anger, irritation, saddness, giving up... etc so read through this missive ..... So many adults , close there minds to books, because some dummy in marketing writes the book cover.
Do you know How I find books??? I read reviews. The good and bad. then I just start reading it. I love the Harry Potter sieris. Good vrs. Evil. Dark vrs. Light . It is a young persons verision of LOTR.
Anyone who has read LOTR can see the similarities. And it is Great that Good always Wins! That is what we want in all stories.

From the begining of time , storytelling was first word of mouth . Very prized. Then written. Such a gift to get a book. Even now when we can just go online or to the local store. Holding a book, getting sucked into the adventure...... sigh... Even history books, science, manuals, I'll even read a cearel box. Just for the letters!

Have I made my point?

As a result of MY sending my niece The Inkspell books. My * sainted* brother did not like my reply to his email and is sending them back.


Ohhh I am such a bad influence. Hide your children from me. I might give them..... a book.

My brother is a Poophead.

With a capital POOP!

His very soon to be 17 year old daughter, when i had asked her what she would like for Christmas, she replied the "Inkheart series." No problem. Books, how about i add the movie also and this will be your birthday present also too? OKAY.

So on to Amazon I go. Because I have been feeing too icky to go to the stores. Yes, I messed up and ordered 3 copies of the same title. But that is and easy fix. The rest of the order is fine.

Mr.Poophead thinks that the "books" may be inappropreate for her. "Sounds like they might have witches or witchcraft in them and I don't want that in my house"
Mind you He and his wife did get her The Lord of the Rings for Christmas. Azzhat.

I wrote to him that this was HER request. And as that she is a young woman, and that she is capable of knowing right from wrong Not to cencor her sence of adventure in books. Plus the fact that it is a Federal offence to open others mail. Glad that you want to protect your "child" but Do you really think I would EVER do anything to harm the Girl? OR to go against Your home?

Delilah and Gwen ran away today. The back gate was swollen and the latch gave way. The guy across the street called and let me know that he saw Delilah in his yard.. more to the point " are your dogs home?" Well I had thought that they were. So here I go panicked. My girls out on the main roads. As soon as I get outside Delilah does come back thank goodness. I can not stop shaking, Where is Gwennie?!?! There are two women walking towards us with their small dog, aid that they had seen her about two blocks away and they were trying to catch her but she would not come to her. That *if* they catch her they are just going to bring her to the Vets down the Road. Kept repeating that. I apologized that she did not have a tag, It i hard to get one for such a tiny girl, she is only 5 pounds. I had order one a few months ago, but the lady never sent it. They kept saying how she will most likely get hit by a car. We were still in front of the house so I did tell them which house Gwennie lived at. I told them I would call the Vet just in case. As I was on the phone with the Vet's office, Steve answered the front door, they had found Gwen 7 blocks away.
I feel irresponsible. Like I do not deserve to have either of them. That they left to get away from me. I can not say as I would blame them. Who would not want to be in a home where there is not someone without mental issues.

Animals are very smart.

I'm sorry. I love you so much.

I couldn't say them to anyone, I will be alone.

CANASTOTA --
Claudette Giroux needs her service dog, Delilah, to help her get through the day.

"I can't survive a day without her,” she said as she walked around Wanderer’s Rest Animal Shelter in Canastota.

To make sure Delilah can find her way home if she gets lost, Giroux had a microchip implanted on Delilah that shelters and vets can use to find her information. She knows there are a lot of animals at Wanderer's Rest that are still hoping their owner can find them.

"They have very pretty collars on so obviously there's somebody that took care and loved them but they don't know who they belong to,” said Giroux.

Unfortunately, many shelters and vets have discovered that even when they find a microchip, it isn't always a sure bet for being able to reunite a lost animal with its family.

"When you get your animal microchipped, or a shelter does it, you get a packet where you fill out your name and your number on there and you're supposed to send it to the company,” said Denise Adams from Wanderer’s Rest. “A lot of people end up not doing it so what happens is there's a number but no information we can follow up with."

The American Veterinary Medical Association recently published a study saying 40% of microchipped animals were not registered in any database.

Another problem can come up when people move. If the pet’s information isn’t updated, the microchip is nearly useless.

At Wanderer's Rest, they say it's frustrating to know that some pets have a loving home, but they can't find it. The shelter staff hopes to improve things and now makes sure the registration paperwork is filled out for all animals adopted from the shelter. Several area vets, including the Stack Animal Hospital, also make sure the information is registered.

yes

I have the plague. So breathing really is an option.

Had to have the the battery replaced in in my *new* Pontiac. That sucked noodles.

The Beasts birthday is tomorrow. LOL ( I have so many names for him- none of them are nice, but for some darn reason I always want him to have a good birthday)

I wish you just got why I am annoyed with you, without my having to always spell it out for you.

1.) Mowed Lawn - front and back
2.) Did three loads of laundry.
3.) Painted a beaucoup of shutters
4.) Cleaned the Kitchen
5.) Cleaned the bathroom
6.) Re- painted backdoor, front thresh hold, and a beaucoup amount of shutters( yes that is a repeat of #3)
7.) Hung faire skirts out on the line to dry. Really did look awesome. Should have taken a photo. Huge circle skirts of varied colors blowing in the wind.
8.) Cleaned and polished combat boots.

I leave first thing in the morning for southern PA. Then Maryland on Sunday

Has been one of those days. You know, *those* days. Emotions going everywhere being the weather decides your body is just it's little barometer anyhow so lets just @5&*) it. There is not much that can be done for it but grin bear it and move on, nothing to see here. Voices say; die. I say don't really care either way.

I have had a lot, and I do mean a lot of fair weather friends in my life. You know the kind, the ones who only want to be around you when things are good and happy in your life. When things are not ... oh well, you cease to exist. But that is good too. Because in that light, the light that comes from the storms of our lives, truth is shown. And what more do we really need in life?